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General Category => Fun is here => Topic started by: mmr43 on May 05, 2008, 22:14:06 PM

Title: Seriously talking
Post by: mmr43 on May 05, 2008, 22:14:06 PM
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
 to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really
 rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is
 amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
 chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around
 in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.
 Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You
 will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays.
 The salary package is $200,000 a year.". The young man said, "You're
 bullshitting me, man!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you
 started it!"